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Fuck All The Transphobes

by Cheekcord Charity Comp

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I am always working but I don’t have any money You’re always telling jokes but none of them are funny I am folding pamphlets and disturbing the peace You are painting signs that say "De-Friend The Police" I am dropping out of school to go to the park If you’re the light of my life why is it always so dark? I don’t know anything You don’t know anything We don’t know anything together Life hands you problems, make problemade Life hands you wages, minimum wage The popcorn ceiling, the great divide If you think I suck would you keep it to yourself? You must be thinking of someone else I am always hungry and I don’t have any cake You are always on a plane and the plane is full of snakes You are super fun. You’re a really nice guy. And I’m a psychological Superfund site I am yelling “someone’s in here” from the bathroom stall of life You are logging onto Tinder getting zero Super Likes I don’t like anything You don’t like anything We don’t like anything together Life hands you problems, make problemade Life hands you wages, minimum wage The popcorn ceiling, the great divide If you think this sucks would you keep it to yourself? You must be thinking of something else
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I need an empath, is that too much to ask? I'm still holding my breath, can I stop holding my breath now? It's a cakewalk, and I take it easy These aren't gym shorts, they're athleisure I need a frank talk, is that too much to ask? I am double-fisting it: medications in one hand, placebos in the other Hand I got a soul made of whole-grain mustard I'm not normal, i'm unflustered Do you want to see me wear a collared shirt? Manipulation, influence, affluence and arrogance Do you want to see me eating French dessert? Persecution, placation, validation, Fast Food Nation Do you guys want to see some pics of things i did on my vacation? If I catch on fire, please put me out If I get wet, please dry me off If I have a heart attack, please give me CPR and continue the compressions till the ambulance arrives If I forget my wallet, please loan me 20 bucks and pretend it never Happened and don't ask for it back If you have to kill me, please cover me in dirt If I catch on fire, please put me out If I catch on fire, please put me out When you need something from someone you haven't talked to in a Long time, do you just ask? Or do you call them first for quote-unquote No reason, and then a couple days later, call them again? Do you want to see me wear a collared shirt? Manipulation, influence, affluence and arrogance Do you want to see me eating clumps of dirt? Persecution, placation, validation, Fast Food Nation Do you guys want to see some pics of things I did on my vacation?
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Stuttering more lately s-s-s-s-s-s-saying stuff Living here sucks if you're made out of dandruff Weeds have overtaken the yard of my mind What is a stalker but a friend that you don't like? I'm bringing crying back Crying's the new black Crying on my snacks Drop the buttered bread the buttered side down I'm sure it's nothing, it's probably fine No pocket for your phone in your surgical gown I'm sure it's nothing, it's probably fine I'm a block of marble you can chip chip chip away at me There must be something good underneath ... just keep hammering Everybody's free. Free to drink sunscreen This song is not medical advice, ask a doctor if sunscreen is right for you I'm bringing crying back Crying's the new black Crying on my snacks Drop the buttered bread the buttered side down I'm sure it's nothing, it's probably fine Mass extinction, abduction, the traffic across town I'm sure it's nothing, it's probably fine Malicious alien landing, Yellowstone supervolcano No exceptions or acceptance at the Waffle House No pocket for your phone in your surgical gown I'm sure it's nothing, it's probably fine
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He’s tall He’s lean He reeks of gasoline And he has perfect credit, if you know what I mean He is the air conditioning man And he is keeping you cool with his giant fan And I, on the other hand I hope this bagel will never end But he’s your ruthless dictator! He’s your enlightened plutocrat! He is dancing on the table in a shirt made of hats! You didn’t start the bonfire of the vanities But you’re tossing in our clothes and our humanities And once a year, we act like we were glad you were born You always want to bomb the Middle East on the weekend When we could be cutting grass or eating cheese with your girlfriend We could learn to read and write in Portuguese or Korean But you always want to bomb the Middle East You always want to bomb the Middle East on vacation When we could just write a novel or recline in frustration We could occupy the park across the street with a squirt gun But you always want to bomb the Middle East It’s crude It’s rude It’s full of toxins dude It’s the underground hero to a special few It ain’t broke so don’t fix it And never change No matter what Meanwhile I? I’m going to back school! I’ve been eating mush all week and it’s time for round food! But he’s your ruthless dictator! He’s your straw man strongman! He’s taking you to the Cinderella’s Castle of Shame at Disneyland! We didn’t start the bonfire of the vanities But we’re tossing in our clothes and our humanities And once a year, we act like we were glad you were born You always want to bomb the Middle East on the weekend When we could be cutting grass or eating cheese with your girlfriend We could learn to read and write in Portuguese or Korean But you always want to bomb the Middle East You always want to bomb the Middle East on vacation When we could just write a paean or recline in frustration You could occupy the park across the street with a Nerf gun But you always want to bomb the Middle East I didn’t start the bonfire of the vanities But I’m tossing in my clothes and my humanity And once a year, I act like I was glad I was born You always want to bomb the Middle East on the weekend When we could be cutting grass or planting trees with your girlfriend We could learn to read and write in Cantonese or Italian But you always want to bomb the Middle East You always want to bomb the Middle East on vacation When we could just write a poem or recline in frustration You could occupy the park across the street with a squirt gun But you always want to bomb the Middle East
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I'm doing nothing like melatonin I'm doing nothing like I'm verified I'm holding out for important changes I light nine candles for minimum wages For the garbage man election day is still garbage day anyway Next year in Jerusalem, OK Your dad was a congressman My dad was a dumpster-diving freegan Dr. Bronner was not a real doctor The name was mostly aspirational For the garbage man election day is still garbage day nonetheless Next year in Jerusalem, I guess You just might understand this This is not about a plane, train or automobile Won't you understand? Don't you understand me? This is not about a plane, train or automobile Won't you understand? Don't you understand? For the garbage man election day is still garbage day anyway Next year in Jerusalem, OK
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Here comes a sermon on forgiveness Here comes another hill for you to climb You’re a special guy, you have lots of talents You should wear a seatbelt, it could save your life We hum through our days of constant striving And everybody seems to hum in time The lies come for free The truth’s behind a pay wall For a dollar ninety nine Every time I try I lose track I don’t text back And they say don’t stop believing But it’s just too late for that I think it’s just too late for that Everyone cool will die Everyone weird will also die What lives on is the destruction Caused by market economics Being unique does not fit neatly into the grid of corporate needs Still I work like a dog doing a dog’s day’s work And who could blame me? I live in a society Every time I try I lose track I don’t text back And they say don’t stop believing But it’s just too late for that I think it’s just too late for that
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We would like to welcome the people who know nothing and think they Are better than us! I'm not here to start a problem I'm in line for fate And if you want to know what love is, well, you're gonna have to wait It's an unexpected skeptic who you met in Mexico Echo, just look at the pinwheels: I'm someone who wants to blow And I'm belching at the graveyard And I'm feeling strangely fine It's a big blank distraction of the mind Whatever you're looking for, you won't find it at school, you famous Internet doofus! Adult recreation and I'm losing every time And if winning's half the battle I'll take the other half, it's fine There's a bunch of random rich guys in Male Feminists The Band And, as Sufjan Stevens sang, "I want to hold your freakin' hand" Now I'm dead, sell my Krill vinyl To the desperate Discogs guy It's a big blank distraction of the mind I'm going for my own jugular, or the jugular of someone who looks a Lot like me! Happy to invite you But you're gonna leave early Of Mice & Men On Ice is not the break you seem to need There's bad mojo at the dojo with no air conditioning Sage your parking space And take a chill pill for anxiety I'm the Michael Phelps of eating snacks The store's out of my size It's a big blank distraction of the mind
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I liked it better when you were standing next to me I liked it better when you were standing next to me I liked it better when you were standing next to me I liked it better when you were standing next to me My heart has hiccups, there's no relief I'm eating salad and speaking my peace I'm yelling "yo" outside your building at night They call me Yo Guy They call the police I exercise so much to get you off my mind I tried to cut my hair just like the band you like I liked it better when you were standing next to me I liked it better when you were standing next to me I liked it better when you were standing next to me I liked it better when you were standing next to me My heart's head is getting a headache I'm getting nauseous and puking up flowers I hit my head on something twice in a row I got a papercut from digging through your trash i exercise so much to get you off my mind i tried to cut my hair just like the band you like I liked it better when you were standing next to me I liked it better when you were standing next to me I liked it better when you were standing next to me I liked it better when you were standing next to me Yo Shut the fuck up!
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Yeah A big cup of noodles A giant cup of noodles
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i keep a list of everyone's mistakes and it's getting long there's a new page in the menu of haters at this restaurant we all wondered what you thought! why don't you downgrade your review? there's no letter in the Health Code for this busboy sniffing glue You cut the cake You lick the knife You wipe away the crud of life Killed myself with kindness Then I panicked by myself I saw someone i admired I wasn't fine, why did i leave the house? Is it fake fun that we are having? Or an ad for being young? No one here was trying to get here Where the cloudy water runs You cut the cake you lick the knife you wipe away the crud of life
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I'm pulling weeds The weeds are just some art I made, my canvas for anxiety Think you could fall on that grenade? It's your internship ... and there's no pay No room for cream No room for error or for doubt No holier than tho or thou Maybe light snacks are all you need A giant pretzel could make you feel better Bored of the dance, I laugh in spite of myself What side of bread is the side with the butter on it? Listen to your heart (no) Keep on keeping on (no) Just say "no" to drugs (no) Eat a healthy lunch (no) Draw outside the lines (no) Pay your parking tickets (no) Buy one get one free (no) Turn the other cheek (no) Just because it's funny doesn't make it a joke Now stop meditating and take me to go bowl Use it till it's gone (no) Keep on keeping on (no) Horse after the cart (no) Listen to your heart (no) My hall of fame And panic is the sport I play We always play on Saturday You and I both in uniform Wherever we go, we take our big-ass folding chairs It's a fantastic way to build a monument A monument to Ativan Three-legged dogs don't seem to mind Take a good idea and do it too much
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Stuttering more lately s-s-s-s-s-s-saying stuff Living here sucks if you're made out of dandruff Weeds have overtaken the yard of my mind What is a stalker but a friend that you don't like? I'm bringing crying back Crying's the new black Crying on my snacks But I only say I'm sorry when I'm wrong now I only run the air when it's warm out I only text the friends that i like now I only talk trash if i thought it out Everything's OK, nothing is on fire I already burned it all and it's just ash now I only drive the car if i can't walk around I only say I'm sorry when I'm wrong now I'm a block of marble you can chip chip chip away at me There must be something good underneath ... just keep hammering Everybody's free. Free to drink sunscreen This song is not medical advice, ask a doctor if sunscreen is right for you I'm bringing crying back Crying's the new black Crying on my snacks But I only say I'm sorry when I'm wrong now I only run the air when it's warm out I only text the friends that i like now I only talk trash if i thought it out Everything's OK, nothing is on fire I already burned it all and it's just ash now I only drive the car if i can't walk around I only say I'm sorry when I'm wrong now Papercut from the frozen pizza box You have received assurances that you are a friend of the pod Balloon in the rafters is right twice a day Sadly headbanging while you wait in the parking lot You ruled the world for, like, three minutes And now they have replaced everyone else on your flight with crying babies You're the second person pissing in a pissing contest But you could spread your wings and be in airplane mode
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Nice haircut! Nice charcoal lemonade I woke up late for Earth and it made me late for Heaven I regret to inform you you're not invited to the wedding, but you're Welcome at the funeral I'm sorry. was that petty Well the line is getting long if you want excessive drama It's not art, it's something else It's a good thing you're in good health, there's no cookies for the dead No cops in a world of one No masters in a world of one Black eyes, black eyeliner and hair Bury me with a sock tan, the sexy national anthem Black eyes, black leather and flowers Bury me with my drama, the sexy national anthem Are you getting into welding? Well I think it will do wonders for your industrial cred I am sleeping with my eyes open Mixing ZOLOFT and smartwater to make NyQuil for the soul The dumb part is almost over now It's my last day in this warehouse When I die leave me alone They say that our bodies are made of two-thirds water and one-third shame No cops in a world of one No masters in a world of one Black eyes, black eyeliner and hair Bury me with a sock tan, the sexy national anthem Black eyes, black leather and flowers Bury me with my drama, the sexy national anthem No cops in a world of one No Cheez-Its in a world of one
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I am living in an extra large box It’s a nice big house with a TV/VCR Where rats are eating all my earthly possessions I called the pledge drive. I got the suicide hotline Life’s little moments in an extra large box Courting controversy in an esoteric field Why don’t the police ever obey the law? I don’t know anything. You don’t know anything Statistically likely to be wearing a shirt A shirt so white and starched you could spill coffee on it Statistically likely to be trying to stay hydrated (but not that hydrated) No one is mad at me No one is mad at me No one is mad at me No one is mad at me If woke dudes must die, I'm not first I don’t know anything. You don’t know anything If we must dumpster dive, I’ll go first I don’t know anything. You don’t know anything And if you think youth has been wasted on the young and the wasted And so now one of us has to die, I’ll go first I don’t know anything. You don’t know anything I am a supergrain, I’m native to Peru I thrive in the elevations of the Andes mountain range I am arguably ruining the environment and the local economy And you can substitute me for bulgur wheat This mob of teens with sponges is ready to wash your car I’m standing in the Wendy’s drive-thru screaming “FUCK ALL THE TRANSPHOBES” I feel nothing and I’m 14-inches tall I don’t know anything. You don’t know anything Statistically likely to be wearing a shirt A shirt so white and starched you could spill coffee on it Statistically likely to be trying to stay hydrated (but not that hydrated) No one is mad at me No one is mad at me No one is mad at me No one is mad at me If woke dudes must die, I'm not first I don’t know anything. You don’t know anything If we must dumpster dive, I’ll go first I don’t know anything. You don’t know anything And if you think youth has been wasted on the young and the wasted And so now one of us has to die, I’ll go first I don’t know anything. You don’t know anything
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Coffee from the bank Fritos isn't free I only want to be with other people like me Advil, Tylenol There is no relief I only want to be with other people like me Let's just assume, for the sake of argument That Chapstick causes chapped lips And sunscreen causes sunburns And music causes hearing loss And bottled water makes you thirsty And I am just a cat watching another cat on TV I lit a match I threw it in the trash I tossed it all in the dumpster The dumpster fire got bigger Now we need a bigger dumpster and a book of matches Everything is fine Everything is fine Everything is fine I caught a cold I coughed on all my friends Now everyone is coughing on everybody else And we're coughing on our doctors and our doctors cough out: "Everything is fine! Everything is fine! Everything is fine!" I crossed the street against the light It backed up all the traffic The drivers start to get out and confront me in the intersection They are screaming: "Everything is fine! Everything is fine! Everything is fine!" Doing improv Coffee, juice or tea? I only want to be with other people like me Seal Team 6 is here saging everything I only want to be with other people like me Let's just assume, for the sake of argument That Chapstick causes chapped lips And sunscreen causes sunburns And music causes hearing loss And bottled water makes you thirsty And I am just a dog watching another dog on TV
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Let's do the mortal coil shuffle The cumulative average of wasted time Anxiety plus caffeine Every pleasure is guilty and the pleasure is mine Only one of us is keeping score of the game Where'd you get the band name? where'd you get the band name? ... Edible Arrangements Everything is OK Got my old phone replaced Now I do nothing faster than I did yesterday and I took off my shades just to fall on my face it was such a disaster that i canceled my date (like I did before) Life is long like a CVS receipt Not much to do unless you eat your cake and dance like wedding guests Life is long, there's no laundry left to clean Not much to say unless you have a slow joke you wanted to tell, I guess Let's do the in-limbo limbo The emergency alert for celebrity net worth Oh man, an omen A man, a plan, a plain bagel and an omelette One more song! one more song! Yeah, we're getting famous, but they still spell our name wrong some personal news: Everything is OK Got my old phone replaced Now I do nothing faster than I did yesterday and I took off my shades just to fall on my face it was such a disaster that i canceled my date (like I did before) Life is long like a CVS receipt Not much to do unless you eat your cake and dance like wedding guests Life is long, there's no laundry left to clean Not much to say unless you have a slow joke you wanted to tell, I guess CVS receipt, laundry left to clean Eat your cake like wedding guests A slow joke you can tell I guess Life is long like a CVS receipt Not much to do unless you eat your cake and dance like wedding guests Life is long, there's no laundry left to clean Not much to say unless you have a slow joke you wanted to tell, I guess
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I'm doing nothing like melatonin I'm doing nothing like I'm verified I'm holding out for important changes I light nine candles for minimum wages For the garbage man election day is still garbage day anyway Next year in Jerusalem, OK Your dad was a congressman My dad was a dumpster-diving freegan Dr. Bronner was not a real doctor The name was mostly aspirational For the garbage man election day is still garbage day nonetheless Next year in Jerusalem, I guess You just might understand this This is not about a plane, train or automobile Won't you understand? Don't you understand me? This is not about a plane, train or automobile Won't you understand? Don't you understand? For the garbage man election day is still garbage day anyway Next year in Jerusalem, OK
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Inspirás, exhalás, no tenés hambre pero podrías comer Abrís la pintura de color azul, tu cara está bien, la mía también Ya no te copa el estado de cosas, tus héroes han muerto, ahora el héroe sos vos La gente dice un montón de cosas interesantes cuando te sacás los auris y tirás el celu al inodoro de la historia Hoy día me disculpo si me equivoqué Hoy día prendo el aire si calor hace Hoy día llamo amigos si los quiero bien Hoy día no boqueo si no lo pensé Y todo está bien, nada se prende fuego Yo ya quemé todo, cenizas quedan Hoy día no manejo si puedo ir a pie Hoy día me disculpo si me equivoqué Cortarte con la cajita de la pizza, grabar un podcast una vez cada tanto El globo en el techo está en su lugar dos veces al día Se balancea triste mientras esperás el bondi Fuiste el amo del mundo por tres minutos ahora estás rodeado de bebitos que lloran Salís segundo en un concurso de meos Pero alzás los brazos y entrás en modo avión Hoy día me disculpo si me equivoqué Hoy día prendo el aire si calor hace Hoy día llamo amigos si los quiero bien Hoy día no boqueo si no lo pensé Y todo está bien, nada se prende fuego Yo ya quemé todo, cenizas quedan Hoy día no manejo si puedo ir a pie Hoy día me disculpo si me equivoqué Hoy día me disculpo si me equivoqué Hoy día me disculpo si me equivoqué
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I can’t communicate my needs and I don’t care if I smell good Ain’t too proud to beg Ain’t too proud to steal leftover dessert off another table A black hole full of noodles Vegan water in the sink Ain’t too proud to plead Baby you can knife my tires All my friends are imaginary I can do no wrong I’m a corporatist statist monkey I can do no wrong My brain’s completely full My brain’s completely full Tide Pods in my mouth and my mind I can do no wrong The thing you hate the most? Well, I think it is completely anodyne Don’t smash your fingers closing the window of opportunity The periodic table of reality The periodic table of haircuts Ain’t too proud to just vibe Baby you can slash my tires All my friends are imaginary I can do no wrong Going ham with a chainsaw on a tree I can do no wrong My brain’s completely full My brain’s completely full You can’t fire me because I am dead I can do no wrong I can do no wrong I can do no wrong I can do no wrong I can do no wrong
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Everything is normal Everything is normal Everything is normal Everything is normal Hi! I'm interested in the job you have posted It's too bad about what happened when you flashed in the pan Due to personal reasons, i said nothing in therapy: We just laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed In the future, everyone will be my friend for 15 minutes And we'll look amazing when we're in portrait mode We are writers! creatives! we work remotely! I am furiously Juuling™ on the coffee shop patio! Don't want a hug, don't want to talk to a dude Man I'll be in the corner, bring me water and food I'm on the outside looking in at you inside looking out It's your best life if it's the life that you're living right now Don't want instructions but don't know what to do Man I'll be in the corner, bring me water and food Maybe you'll learn to make do with what you're doing without It's your best life if it's the life that you're living right now Hey! have a very, very, very interesting day! Great minds think a lot, and so do ours, when it's boring Let's pretend we're not bitter, or better than everything They say smiling's contagious, but you know, so is yawning In the future, no compliments are begrudgingly given And we are not pathologically incapable of sincerity We are writers! Creatives! We work remotely! I'm getting a Gucci™ logo stick-and-poke, it's cheaper than therapy! Don't want a hug, don't want to talk to a dude Man I'll be in the corner, bring me water and food I'm on the outside looking in at you inside looking out It's your best life if it's the life that you're living right now Don't want instructions but don't know what to do Man I'll be in the corner, bring me water and food Maybe you'll learn to make do with what you're doing without It's your best life if it's the life that you're living right now Everything is normal Everything is normal Everything is normal Everything is normal
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Here comes a sermon on forgiveness Here comes another hill for you to climb You’re a special guy, you have lots of talents You should wear a seatbelt, it could save your life We hum through our days of constant striving And everybody seems to hum in time The lies come for free The truth’s behind a pay wall For a dollar ninety nine Every time I try I lose track I don’t text back And they say don’t stop believing But it’s just too late for that I think it’s just too late for that Everyone cool will die Everyone weird will also die What lives on is the destruction Caused by market economics Being unique does not fit neatly into the grid of corporate needs Still I work like a dog doing a dog’s day’s work And who could blame me? I live in a society Every time I try I lose track I don’t text back And they say don’t stop believing But it’s just too late for that I think it’s just too late
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I can only do one normal thing a day Order from the menu $20 buffet I am people pleasing and I follow the rules I am bending over backwards, does it make me look cool? Who modeled the behavior in which I engaged A permission structure built on what you took and what you gave Say RIP to everyone who died Everything is gray now, do you like it? You know I only want it if you want it Whatever you need now, we can make it Out of plastic Everything’s in place now, do you like it? No matter what you don’t like, we can move it I think we can make it We can make it Out of plastic Maybe I should call and apologize It isn’t what you ordered, but it’s battered and fried Hold on just a second while I transfer you A Zero and a Three, big gold balloons Who modeled the behavior in which you engaged A permission structure built on what I took and what I gave Singin’ RIP to everyone who died Everything is gray now, do you like it? You know I only want it if you want it Whatever you need now, we can make it Out of plastic Everything’s in place now, do you like it? No matter what you don’t like, we can move it I think we can make it We can make it Out of plastic Is there recycling? It's sorted Everything is gray now, do you like it? You know I only want it if you want it Whatever you need now, we can make it Out of plastic Everything’s in place now, do you like it? No matter what you don’t like, we can move it I think we can make it We can make it I think we can make it We can make it I think we can make it We can make it out of plastic

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A compilation of Cheekface songs performed by lovely members of the Cheekface community discord. For charity!

We are donating the proceeds of this album to:
Brave Space Alliance
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Mermaids UK
Palestinian Children's Relief Fund

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released April 20, 2024

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